How d´you do
I see you´ve met my faithful handyman
e´s a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He throught you were the candy man
Don´t get strung out by the way I look
Don´t judge a book by its cover
I´m not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I´m one hell of a lover

I´m just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania

Let me show you around or maybe play you a sound
You look like you´re both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that´s not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

I´m glad we caught you at home
Could we use your phone?
We´re both in a bit of a hurry
We´ll just say where we are and go back to the car
We don´t want to be any worry

Well, you got caught with a flat
Well, how ´bout that!
Well, babies, don´t you panic.
By the light of the night
It´ll all seem all right
I´ll get you a satanic mechanic
I´m just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania

Why don´t you stay for the night
.... Night
Or maybe a bite
.... Bite

I could show you my favorite obsession
I´ve been making a man with blonde hair and a tan
And he´s good for relieving my... tension!
I´m just a sweet transvestite from Transexual Transylvania

So, come up to the lab
And see what´s on the slab
I see you shiver with antici... pation
But maybe the rain is really to blame
So I´ll remove the cause...
But not the symptom!